I’m in a lot if emotional pain right now

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

: Critics' Choice Awards Announced

ahsconfessions:

American Horror Story cleaned up quite nicely!

BEST MOVIE OR MINI-SERIES
“American Horror Story: Asylum” (FX)
“Behind the Candelabra” (HBO)
“The Crimson Petal and the White” (Encore)
“The Hour” (BBC America)
“Political Animals” (USA)
“Top of the Lake” (Sundance)

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOVIE…

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

melesbian:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

and i’ll tell you when i have to poop. 

I just love tummies. Why wont any of you submit me tummy pics :”’(

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

(Source: rustlecrowe)